What!? You don't have facebook? If you have ever been asked this question then you are part of a very rare species in a computer savvy society. You are frowned upon, considered unsocial and old fashion. Get with the times. Your grandma is even on it. So you ask the question, what's so great about facebook?
Why be the person you truly are? That's just boring and embarrassing. If you find it to much work to have a social life facebook will be your friend. Facebook will always be there to hold your hand in times when you are too insecure to talk to someone face-to-face. It is a face book after all. You can sit all day with your eyeballs plastered to a computer screen and your butt drooping over a chair and come across as being athletic, popular or any better version of yourself. Photoshop is available to tighten, tone and customize your face. Some profile pictures couldn't possibly be human with skin tones that don't even exist. But who cares. You don't have to face reality.
Don't forget to update your status. Just another way to prove how busy you are. I'm brushing my teeth, I'm going to a party that you weren't invited to, I just had an amazing weekend with my best friend. The world needs to know your every thought, action and achievement. You won't seem annoying but completely amazing. You can creep on your friend's picture's, conversations, relationships and more. You have the knowledge of a person's life without ever meeting them. The glorious gifts of technology.
Having conversations has never been so easy and fast. You can compose private messages, use the online chat or even better go public! Post your most serious and personal conversations for anyone to comment and ridicule. Best of all, facebook is completely free! Free to steal your personal privacy that the world can conveniently access. So go ahead and become the person you always wanted to be with facebook.
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